I’ve gotten LL aka Lois Lame. On this blogging shit a few weeks ago and she’s a beast!
So I’m taking the time to repost one of her blogs for everyone… She’s so FREAKIN’ FUNNY!!!!
And please do start reading her blog because she is the shit and the urine! (Kanye said that so it means good stuff 😉 hahahah) http://mandieiskandie.wordpress.com/
Anyways here’s the blog… enjoy
A University of Arizona study identified prime common areas harboring cold and flu-causing germs and the bacteria count per square inch:
· Kitchen sink sponges and dishcloths, 7 billion;
· Kitchen faucets — 229,000;
· Office phones — 25,000;
· Desktops — 21,000 and;
· Office toilet seats — 49.
Do asses have some sort of inherent anti-bacterial properties that I am unaware of?
Anyway, I’ll be eating my lunch in the handicapper stall from now on. (As an aside, I wish they’d move the giant toilet paper dispenser to above the rail. I’m not even handicapped and I can’t get toilet paper out of that piece of shit without throwing my back out.)
I thought it was all good, because I had my trusty bottle of Purell. Then I saw on the bottle that it “Kills 99.99% of germs!” I only have second-grade math skills, but even I can tell you this:
.01% of SEVEN BILLION is still a shitload.
Just a short one for ya’ll, but read more @ http://mandieiskandie.wordpress.com/
As for ME… I got to step my game up. Shorty got wit and style to her writing and she’s more sarcastic than I am… I can’t believe someone can out asshole H Diddy Blogger, but they have… 😦
Watch me… I’m gonna comeback like cooked crack on ya’ll niggas!!!
-H Diddy Blogger… OUT.