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This is one of my more long winded blogs, but helped me get over a grudge… So enjoy it!

Weekend HIGHLIGHTS:  Moved Ali “I just fucked up my BMW” Reza, lunch we had @ Kabob Bazaar, the Pineapple Soda I drank & taking a picture of Niloufar biting into a mushroom we found growing from the ground. 🙂

Weekend LOWLIGHTS: Seeing the BITCH THAT PEED IN MY CAR… Ali fucking up the BMW… 😦

So what happened???

We didn’t get done moving stuff till around 11PM Saturday night and we had plans to go out meet up with some people and do what we do. (Peace to Shaun, who didn’t make it out…)

See… Shaun and I had planned on going to this club 1223 all week because when ever we drive by it on our way the the “AM to the PM” we always see how it’s jumpin’. So that was the “move” till “moving” took too much time.

Regardless of Shaun not making it out we ended up going to a spot right next to 1223 anyway… Some shit called Connect I think, which used to be a spot called Dragonfly. Ali and I get there a couple hours after our friends and are waiting outside to get in and then it happens…

Bloody fucking hell do we live in such a small world and monsters pop out of every hole we see in the ground sometimes…

What MONSTER you ask? I’m talking about “The Bitch That Peed In My Old Car…” I haven’t blogged about this one yet, but it’s a funny story that turned kind of tragic because it showed me a lot about some people’s character and how some people will do/say shit out of spite to save face…

So why am I so pissed about the bitch that peed in my car?  Well because at the time the situation was funny to me because she was drunk and people do shit like that when they’re really drunk??? I guess…

Add on top of that the fact she was farting and vomiting out the door and got me pulled over and almost arrested on a DUI too… SO FUCKING FUNNY!!! (Can you smell the sarcasm?)

So any hoots, long story short, I made light of the situation to some friends and it turned into a “he said, she said” because by the time the shit got back to her I was the bad person for letting her get drunk, letting her pee in my car, taking her home safely and again, making light of the situation…

How ironic is it that I pretty much almost got arrested trying to make sure this bitch got home safely and got peed on too, but I’m the bad guy???

Oh did I mention a day after she peed in my whip, I copped a new vehicle because I don’t want anyone’s daam pee near me… That shit is NASTY! And I was in the market to get something new and her peeing all over my old vehicle motivated me, big time!

Either way I won’t change my outlook on the situation. If anyone knows me well enough, they’ll know that me and my crew will play you (consistently) if you fuck up! It builds character and if you can’t take it kill yourself because low self esteemis a H Diddy Blogger NO NO… Ask Kenny, Ali, Teresa, Christian, Shaun, Rell, Nick… Everyone knows… And I’ve been the butt of more jokes than all them combined and I’m still on my high horse!

Now I try not to hold grudges on people either, but I couldn’t help it with this one… This chick is like some kind of DEVIL BITCH. From the first time I really got to talk and get inside this bitch’s head, I was like she’s a bit off and daam depressing to boot. So much so that at first I really didn’t care too much for her company.

But me being the way I am and my best friend saying I’d be a good influence on her gave me space to make the effort because I keep it ONE HUNDRED and try to help all of God’s creatures 🙂 . I’ve made lives worth living since 2001! Ask around and you’ll see 😉

I used my special brand of “logical understanding” on her problems to help her cope, but the bitch has such a negative aura I couldn’t get through…

So yeah,  I tried my best and this bitch still pissed on my shit literally and figuratively and seeing her on the street Saturday didn’t help me get over the situation much…

Now I’m assuming her crew saw me too because I think we made eye contact and the dude they had with them came up to where Ali and I were, like looking around and shit, while they stood by the 1223 spot…  

To be frank, I’m not sure if he was there to snoop  or to see what the cover was. If any of them is reading this, then I guess I am as cool as they say I am 🙂 and they were being little SNOOPIES 😦

Now I’m still HOT because I saw that chick and I take it out on the bar! I’m downing drinks for a good 40 mins before I realize i hadn’t had a spot to eat in like 8 hours… So i chill out and get back into my zone.

I’m one of those happy drunk people when I know my limits. So I was just right and wasn’t in a bad mood over that bitch anymore. I danced a little with the ladies we were with and we went to get some breakfast afterwards…

But still, the sight of that bitch bothered me till the AM and that’s when I started this blog; on Sunday morning. I took today (Monday) off to settle some stuff I wanted to do for weeks and found some time to post this… Finally…

OVERALL…. This will probably be the last time I’ll ever speak of her or the situation. Mainly because shit, she doesn’t need to have one more fuck up on her already depressing existence and she’s got to live with her own mistakes and lies too… That’s punishment enough.

And me broadcasting her “Pisscapade” on my vehicle on the web for everyone to read is a good way to vent, but it also helps me get over the grudge… I feel so much lighter now…

– H Diddy Blogger OUT!

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