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So with the coming of the new year I’ve developed a new attitude and a new plan to LIVE FOREVER!

I figure if I can perserve my boyish good looks and make my body healthier; and let’s say in 15-20 years science will give me the capability to LIVE FOREVER!

So how do it do this? Im already on a fast paced weight lose plan, but the energy to make my body run has to be PURE and from MOMMA NATURE.

So I’ve decided to alter my molecular structure ( you know like when you drink a lot of diet soda it changes your DNA) well I’m gonna do that, but with healthy stuff.



I’ve never been one to eat a lot of red meat as it is, but to cut it out would make me feel a lot better and will make my metabolism run a whole lot smoother. I might start rocking leather to make up for my bovine neglect. Sorry Ms. Sirloin, we need some time apart so I won’t fall apart and I can LIVE FOREVER!



I’ve cut back on this as well, but want to see if I can do without or have it in moderation. Sugar is like CRACK! literally! LOOK AT THAT SHIT! I’m not too big on sodas and I don’t drink alcohol (well at least until Feb. 7, 2009… Might cut it out entirely if I’m up to it by then). I don’t like SPLENDA… It tastes funny and makes your pee smell funny. I think the monster that peed in my old car was a SPLENDA ADDICT 😦 . But real talk SUGAR is going to be an H-Diddy no-no for a bit. I love you my sugar pie honey bun drenched in chocolate sauce and syrup, but I got to keep it moving if I want to LIVE FOREVER!



I ain’t gonna stop eating this at all… As a matter of fact I was thinking of eating more of it because I heard the BACON GREASE gives you a nice shiny complexion, but I don’t want to have a shiny non-beating heart at the end of the day 😦  too. I’m gonna just fall back and eat less BACON, I guess, like all bitches that give it to you right, there’s always something there that’s gonna kill you… I don’t think BACON is gonna try and chop off my wang, but if I keep eating her, she might make my wang unusable 😦 and I don’t want that at all if I’m trying to LIVE FOREVER!



I got scared into not messing with these anymore (Thanks K)… 😦 and that lady in the elevator at work that told me, “High blood pressure is the silent killer!” made me think. I used to drink 1-2 16oz NO CARB ROCKSTARS with the extra extra jack of caffeine in them on a daily just to stay awake. Now since I’ve tapered off of this JET FUEL, I’m feeling so much better. I might grab a Red Bull here or there for some wings to do things, but I’m going to slowly stop doing that too so I can LIVE FOREVER!



It’s sad that I can cook and only do it like maybe 3-4x a month now… Sooo.. I’ve decided NO more DEVIL WINGS with Shaun, NO more KABOB with Ali, No more RIBS, FRIED CHICKEN & PIE with my sister. NO MORE EATIN’ out unless I’m taking someone special out to eat. Even then I’ma limit my intake so I can LIVE FOREVER!



I’m what you would have called a social smoker. If someone passed me a cig I’d smoke it. Knowingly smoking was bad cause I know it can kill you. I was kinda on the whole smoking thing for a few weeks in the Fall because it did make me feel less stressed, but I decided to stop before it became a habit… Liquor well me and Lois Lame had a bet and we’re both sticking to it to 02-07-2009, but I think I’m gonna just not drink anymore after that… Maybe, I love me some Ciroc Obama though, but I do want to LIVE FOREVER!



If you didn’t know by now, I’ve limited the people around me to a select few who are worthy of my present 😉 I kid… I kid… I really just trimmed the “fat” away recently and decided that some people were either:

1) too depressing to be around.

2) just lame…

3) terrible people.

People who bring you down take years off your life. Now I’m trying to keep a positive attitude and positive people around me. Looking at the people who left my life and the people who are in it now, you can see a drastic difference. In the last month or so I can actually say I’m HAPPY!


Shaun (He’s awesome!) noticed it the other day and said he hasn’t seen me so happy ever. And you know what… I am H-A double-P-Y HAPPY! :-). I ain’t gonna announce it to the world on my facebook status or tell everyone on Twitter… BUT! I’ma say it now and definitively only because I owe it to MYSELF.  So YES… some voids have been filled in my life and I’m admittedly at one with myself for once. I guess you can say I found my “Secret” to happiness and that’s one of the keys that will help me in my quest to LIVE FOREVER!


So now that I’ve gotten rid of the shitty food and I’ve gotten to get rid of the shitty people in my LIFE, LIVING FOREVER is just a hop, skip and a jump away from reality, if I don’t get hit by a car before science makes it a so 😦 .

I’m confident that won’t happen anytime soon… 😉

H Diddy Blogger… Out

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